This weekend is going to be great. I know this because:
1. It's already going strong in Melbourne, Dubai, and heck, in the hearts of many. The weekend, after all, is a state of mind. Like ecstacy, tender-heartedness and most everything else. You know what they say: "Fake It Till You Realize You Were Never Faking It To Begin With And Whoever Doesn't Think So Can Shut Up."
2. Happy Hour Yoga at Walt (*girls*girls*girls*) Whitman is about to blast off week two with good stuff for your mental health combined with friendliness and perhaps aromatherapy. It is more fun and more affordable than pretty much anything else on Milwaukee Ave. The girls have a blog, too.
3. Gurujito Logananda is doing an all-day Yoga Anatomy class this Saturday at Yoga Now! Haven't you ever wanted to know the sciency stuff about your body mechanics? Find out the name of that weird thing that hurts when you twist to the left. (Why doesn't it hurt on the right? Do you not have one of those on the right? Really? Are you sure?)
4. It's my birthday again this Saturday. It bas been re-booked due to the terrible cold which interrupted earlier attempts at celebration. Having completely* recovered, it's time to get down and thirty one more time. SATURDAY 4PM @ YOGANOW. If you think I'm joking, you are not completely* correct. If you think I just want to see you in class, you are not completely* incorrect.
5. There is no reason at all to be sad that Restorative Yoga this Sunday night is canceled, because we can all go see our dear Logananda for Candlelight Class at 7pm at Nature! Is he the same as me? Um, no. But is he grand? Indeed.
What's up with the gratuitous use of the word "girls." Are you attempting to lure males into a yogic practice with the tempestuous usage of "girls"!?
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Dear reader, in a word: No. My use of the word "girls" in between the words "Walt" and "Whitman" is a visual and literary pun, as the physical space known as "Walt Whitman" is, in 3-dimensional reality, inhabited by women too numerous to count. If the pun should prove effective as a Bait & Switch Marketing Tactic, that is of pure coincidence. It should also be noted that I also welcome homosexual females, bisexual men and women, heterosexual transgendered men born women, castrati and, now that I think of it, pretty much everyone else, too. But that's not really the point. The point is that yoga class is often full of girls in tight pants, winding their legs behind their heads, which pretty much guarantees* some a spiritual experience. Please, join us.
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