2010, you are welcome.

FOOD 7-9PM An opportunity to break one of the resolutions you made 10 days ago.
NOTES:
***You are encouraged to bring friends we have not met yet. ***We are bohemian yogis, and welcome both meaty and over sugared products. ***Stop Smiling has generously offered to provide a little beer and wine. If you drink something else, you'll have to bring your own bitters, cherries, whiskey and wedge of orange. ***Because I am compassionate toward the anti-social, I will bring Scrabble. ***If you have other plans or are otherwise uninteresting in attending,please know that I am very sorry to hear that. Very, very sorry.
2) Happy Hour at Stop smiling has added Fridays at 6pm to our weekly schedule. This means Happy Hour Yoga happens THRICE A WEEK. Mondays and Fridays at Stop Smiling 6pm, Wednesdays in Pilsen 6:30pm.
3) Yoga is not about getting back your beach body, for the record. Not at all. But you may find yourself thinking you shouldn't have eaten all that fruitcake and butter-drenched Alaskan King Crab. And you shouldn't have. But you did, and so did I. Don't play. The great part about yoga is that it is a holistic practice, and will treat your holiday hangover symptoms be they physical, emotional, spiritual or mental. Even so, it's no more comfortable to talk about "getting back in shape" than "working out my karma" or, say, "cleansing my aura of unwelcome energy triggers from my family of origin," so let's agree not to talk about it, and just do our work. Your intentions are your business.
4) Bring your friends. Right now, they are making resolutions they can not keep without your endless badgering.
HAPPY NEW YEAR DEAR WONDERFUL PEOPLE.


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